
“I know things are looking pretty bad, but I brought you a poppy"
(everything underlined is a link!)
-19
-autistic
-schizoaffective
-host of a DID system
-disabled
-reform Ashkenazi Jew
-gay/ply, aromantic, polyam, genderqueer, nonbinary, intersex ay'lonit trans man
-names & pronouns
I am Bruce Banner and Br'aad Vengolor. This isn't kin, nor is it a delusion. I am them. If you are me, kin me, or see/tag anyone else as me, DNI. I also have episodic delusions that I am Richie Tozier, Michael Afton, and Ranboo (both the character from all sources and the streamer,) but please do not refer to these as delusions. If you are or kin any of those listed above, DNI, but you can tag others as them as long as you do inval slides!
These are my highest and most important kins. I'll often call myself the IRL of them and refer to them in first person. If you want my full kinlist, click here
Name | Source | Level | Doubles? |
---|---|---|---|
Aziraphale | Good Omens | Selfhood | No |
Dirk Gently | Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency | Selfhood | No |
Sapnap | Dream SMP (not factkin) | ID | No |
Nadia Vulvokov | Russian Doll | ID | Okay |
Bucky Barnes | Marvel Cinematic Universe | ID | Only if low kin |
Chloe Price | Life Is Strange | ID | Iffy |
Karkat | Homestuck | ID | Only if low kin |
Thor
Thor is my husband. We were married back in my realm. I miss him so much. We were so oblivious, and he was so bad at flirting. He was so charming though, he used to bring me weird Asgardian things because he knew I loved to study them. I love him with all my heart.
Taxi
Kitty cat! Taxi is my kitty cat, and I'm his love. I miss running my hands through his fur and how soft it was and how he smelled like roses all the time. He was so gentle and sweet and kind and I love him so much
Stan & Eddie
Stan and Eddie have to be saints for what they put up with. They were rocks in a storm for me. We were always there for each other, whenever the anxiety got too bad or life was too upsetting. I miss snuggling up with both of them.
Tommy & Tubbo
This one isn't romantic like the others, but they were my platonic partners! Tommy and Tubbo matched my chaotic energy perfectly. The 3 of us bickered because we loved each other, because they were my best friends. I love and miss these dumbasses so much.
My other friends & comfort characters!
My biggest comfort character that isn't listed above is Mark "Wavelength" Winters and I post about him a lot so just be warned about that LOLThe Losers Club & The Avengers & The Revengers & The Guardians & The Fated Five & Crowley & Todd Brotzman & Amanda Brotzman & Farah Black & Sherlock Hobbs & Tina Tevetino & Crying Child (FNaF) & c!Quackity & c!Slime & most characters from media I kin from & more I don't feel like listing!
(psst, if you read this, add a purple heart to the end of the password!)

Caro, @meinthehawkeye
Caro is my best friend. They're my ride or die, and we've been through so much together. They're my soulmate, and we practically have the same brain at this point. I love lun with everything in me, fawn means the world to me. If you have any issues with them, not only should you DNI, but also leave the planet <3
All my other cool and amazing friends
Andrea & Sam (my little sister!!) & Hal & Venom & Eli & Roman & Mandy & Sage (my qpp!) & Emma & Will & Al & Evan & Monty & Aroush & Blake &Abby & April & Viktor with a k & Benji & Victor with a c & Remi & Kat
I love all of these people very dearly and if you have an issue with them you can fuck right off. if you want to know who I tag them as, this is my taglist account, & all my priority tags are on there.
(psst, if you read this, add a blue heart to the end of the password)
Bolded are hyperfixations, special interests, or just very important to me
also, I'm critical of all my interests! just because I consume a certain media doesn't necessarily mean I support everything about it or don't know it's flaws
My comfort YouTubers/Streamers
Slimecicle & Pokay & TommyInnit & Ranboo & Tubbo & GrizzlyPlays & Bizly & Condifiction & Grian & Quackity & CaptainSparklez & Snapcube & Drew Gooden & Danny Gonzalez & Kurtis Conner & Jarvis Johnson & Nexpo & Barely Sociable & ReignBot & BuzzFeed Unsolved/Watcher & Kyle Hill
My favorite musicians
Saint Motel & OK Go & K.Flay & SUGR? & Penelope Scott & Walk The Moon & Tyler Glenn/Neon Trees & NateWantsToBattle & Sorority Noise & dodie & Set It Off & Get Scared & Two Door Cinema Club & My Chemical Romance & Hippo Campus
TV shows
Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency & Good Omens & Santa Clarita Diet & BoJack Horseman & Derry Girls & The Good Place & Haikyuu & Kakegurui & Beastars & She-Ra and the Pricessess of Power & Russian Doll & The Umbrella Academy & The Tick (2017)
Movies
Palm Springs & Hidden Figures & Apollo 13 & JoJo Rabbit & The Cornetto Trilogy & IT (2017/2019) & The Cars Trilogy & Dogma
Games & Misc
Minecraft & Slime Rancher & Genshin Impact & Among Us & HuniePop (sorry) & Life Is Strange & Dream Daddy & Portal 2 & Homestuck & I'll Give You The Sun & The Book Thief & Dream SMP & Just Roll With It
(psst, if you read this, add a green heart to the end of the password)
I know this part is pretty long but please do read through all of it as it is important! <3
Do NOT Interact:
-basic dni criteria (lgbtqphobic, racist, antisemitic, ableist, fakeclaimers, you get the gist)-post abt LGBTQ discourse-anti blm, anti acab, pro blue lives matter, pro all lives matter-proship/anti-anti-into ddlg/cgl/variants (nonsexual age regressors & caregivers are welcome)-if you like or support melanie martinez, pewdiepie, kalvin garrah, trisha paytas, callmecarson, &/or other various shitty ppl (if you consume their content due to hyperfixation, have an introject or DA to any of them except Melanie, that's fine)-kin mark jefferson, thanos, pennywise, general ross, bro strider, or david madsen (fictives/irls are fine tho)-you believe "narcissist abuse" is a real thing. you can be abused by someone with NPD, but that doesn't make it "narcissistic abuse" and that concept is ableist, especially considering NPD frequently forms due to childhood abuse-LGBTQ exclusionist-post frequent hate on my interests, have issues with my friends, or frequently post ships of my partners with other people. you can dislike my interests but just tag hate posting please-14 & under
Before You Follow
-This account is primarily mine, as I am the primary host of the system, but other alters do post here. we use emojis in our bio to signify who's fronting, here's a guide to that. I'd suggest you read our carrd so you know about us, but we also have a highlight for short intros. occasionally, the hosts/co-hosts will switch up who is the primary fronter, and if Adam, Condi, or Clay become the primary fronter, they'll probably stick to their accounts. so if I'm offline for a while it's probably that, but you can dm Clay, Charlie, Condi, or Adam (he shares his account with Mark and Casper) if you need us for any reason. But all of us use this account and post on it
-if I fuck up, tell me. I'm constantly trying to improve as a person, so if I step out of line then don't be afraid to tell me (politely)
-I won't tag invals for any kins listed in this section or for myself. I also won't tag anything bolded in my interests. My friends always get priority tags and I normally won't do inval slides for those, so please check my taglist account to see who has priority tags.
-I am diagnosed or medically recognized as all of my disorders/neurodivergencies, but I do support educated self diagnosis
-our system has introjects of Sky Does Minecraft (Adam), Slimecicle from the DSMP, SCU, and real life (Charlie), Dream (Clay), Condifiction (Condi), John Egbert (John), Markiplier (Mark), and a multi-introject of cc!/c!TommyInnit, cc!Wilbur Soot, and Nepeta (Shift.) while introjects are seperate from their sources, negative talk about who they're based off of or their sources is upsetting. please tag it. we do not support or condone any bad things any of our introjects sources may have done, but we can't exactly seperate ourselves from the way we formed.
-Please DM me what you need tagged if it isn't listed publicly. I like to make sure my account is safe for people.
-Please don't debate or try to argue with me, and tag discourse when you post it. I'm not just anti-confrontational, debating and discourse and fighting is a genuine trigger for me.
Please tag
-melanie martinez
-r/pe, ab/se, s/xual assault, etc
-audio of the song little lion man by mumford and sons
-discourse (especially LGBTQ discourse)
-antisemitism
-ddlg & variants
-the Israel/Palestine conflict
-hate towards my interests. this includes legitimate criticism. it's upsetting to be consistently reminded of how bad my special interests or hyperfixations or sources or introjects sources are. trust me, I am aware of the flaws. please just tag it.
-ships with my partners that don't involve me
note: some of these are triggers and some are squirks but I'm not saying which is which for my own safety. please just tag all of them, ESPECIALLY Melanie.
Thank you for reading! The password is "you are the natural disaster" If dms aren't working for you, send it to my curiouscat along with your insta username :)
Name | Source | Level | Doubles? |
---|---|---|---|
Aziraphale | Good Omens | Selfhood | No |
Dirk Gently | Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency | Selfhood | No |
Sapnap | Dream SMP (not factkin) | ID | No |
Bucky Barnes | Marvel Cinematic Universe | ID | Only if low kin |
Chloe Price | Life Is Strange | ID | Iffy |
Karkat | Homestuck | ID | Only if low kin |
Nadia Vulvokov | Russian Doll | ID | Okay |
Spamton G. Spamton | Deltarune | ID | Okay |
Sans | Undertale | ID | Okay |
Allison Reynolds | The Breakfast Club | ID | Loved |
Christopher Boone | The Curious Incident Of The Dog In The Night Time | High | Okay |
Leslie Knope | Parks and Recreation | High | Loved |
Carol Danvers | Marvel Cinematic Universe | High | Okay |
Chip | Just Roll With It | High | Okay |
William Wisp | Just Roll With It | High | Iffy |
Dakota Cole | Just Roll With It | High | Iffy |
Asahi Azumane | Haikyuu!! | High | Iffy |
Nathan Explosion | Metalocalypse | High | Iffy |
Rox Lalonde (trans masc only) | Homestuck | High | Iffy |
Lightning McQueen | Cars | High | Okay |
Eleanor Shellstrop | The Good Place | High | Iffy |
Herobrine | Minecraft | Middle | Okay |
Peter Sqloint | Just Roll With It | Middle | Okay |
Katie Mitchell | The Mitchell's vs The Machines | Middle | Loved |
Mary Saotome | Kakegurui | Middle | Okay |
Schmidt | New Girl | Middle | Okay |
Legoshi | Beastars | Middle | Okay |
Elsa Korr | JoJo Rabbit | Middle | Iffy |
Jack Kelly | Newsies | Middle | Okay |
Heinz Doofenshmirtz | Phineas and Ferb | Middle | Loved |
Megamind | Megamind | Middle | Loved |
Arthur Everest | The Tick (2017) | Middle | Okay |
Foxy the Pirate | Five Nights at Freddy's | Middle | Loved |
Tow Mater | Cars | Middle | Loved |
Po | Kung Fu Panda | Middle | Loved |
Chance | Homeward Bound | Middle | Loved |
Soos | Gravity Falls | Middle | Loved |
Abed Nadir | Community | Middle | Okay |
Daisy Brown | Youtube ARG | Middle | Okay |
David Rose | Schitt's Creek | Middle | Okay |
Yancy | A Heist With Markiplier | Middle | Okay |
Sonic the Hedgehog | All Sonic Media | Low | Okay |
Scorpia | She-Ra and the Princesses of Power | Low | Loved |
Yakko Warner | Animaniacs | Low | Loved |
Shaun Riley | Shaun of the Dead | Low | Loved |
Todd Chavez | BoJack Horseman | Low | Loved |
Buff Doge | Memes | Low | Loved |
Spinel | Steven Universe | Low | Loved |
Beetlejuice | Beetlejuice the Musical | Low | Loved |
Lumine | Lumine (webcomic) | Low | Loved |
Adam - 🧈
Amiee - 🦋
Bruce - 💜
Casper - 👓
Charlie - 💚
Clay - 🧱
Condi - 🥖
Jack - 🔥 (please DNI if Jack is fronting)
Jason - 😇/😈
John - 💙
Mark - 🐶
Redacted - 🚫 (please DNI if Redacted is fronting)
Robot - 🤖
Shift - 🌊
Thalos - 🛹
Unsure/don't want to say who's fronting - ❓